reality TV
The Apprentice, Series 11, BBC OneThursday, 15 October 2015
Where do they find them? The candidates for each new series of The Apprentice, that is. It's not as if they don't know the score by now - humiliation, first in the boardroom by Lord Sugar and his clunking putdowns, and then on nationwide television... Read more... |
Gogglebox, Channel 4Saturday, 12 September 2015
So Gogglebox, a programme that allows voyeurs to watch viewers, has made it to series six. Rarely has telly been more knowingly “meta”. I can only think of Game for a Laugh’s catchprase, “Watching you, watching us, watching you, watching us,” but... Read more... |
CD: Cheryl - Only HumanWednesday, 12 November 2014
In the end, I had to disable every auto-correction feature in my word processing package to complete the sentence. Wiggly red lines and pop-up boxes were swarming all over the words “philosophy” and “Cheryl”. But eventually the machine understood:... Read more... |
The Apprentice, Series 10, BBC OneWednesday, 15 October 2014
It's on later in the year than usual, but The Apprentice is back. Yippee! For the tenth series Lord Sugar and his producers have done a little tinkering with the format - enough to keep it fresh but without upsetting its dedicated fans, of... Read more... |
The Great British Bake Off 2014 Final, BBC OneThursday, 09 October 2014
It feels as though 2014 was the year in which the Twitter generation finally woke up and realised what it had done. For five years a quiet, unassuming baking competition had risen through the ranks to become the most polite BBC One ratings... Read more... |
Worst Place To Be A Pilot, Channel 4Wednesday, 27 August 2014
Since Big Brother, Channel 4 has become expert at selecting naively self-promoting members of the public, and rubbing their unsuspecting apple cheeks into choice and unsavoury anatomical and psychological corners, for general public amusement. The... Read more... |
I Wanna Marry 'Harry', ITV2Thursday, 05 June 2014
Great idea. Round up a dozen 20-something American girls whose idea of a royal family is the Kardashians, whisk them off to a stately pile somewhere in the south of England, and put them in a beauty contest to see which one can take the fancy of a... Read more... |
The Voice, Series 3, BBC OneSunday, 12 January 2014
If you’re a channel trying to prove that there is life in a tired old format, it’s hard to think of a more effective way than signing up Kylie Minogue. It’s tough for a telly talent show to make an impact in those early weeks, before the audience... Read more... |
The Great British Bake Off 2013, BBC TwoWednesday, 21 August 2013
Amongst my friends, I am known as an admirer of the baked good in just about all of its forms: the loaf, the sponge, the ubiquitous cupcake. And yet something about The Great British Bake Off has always put me off. The relentless commercialisation... Read more... |
Dragons' Den, Series 11, BBC TwoMonday, 12 August 2013
Two new dragons have joined the Dragons’ Den, and it may be even scarier for them than it is for the entrepreneurs. How can pale, uppercrust, celebrity hotel designer Kelly Hoppen possibly match up to our ‘ilary, the trucking queen with the Buzz... Read more... |
The Apprentice, Series 9, BBC OneWednesday, 08 May 2013
“My effortless superiority will take me all the way”, “I'm half machine. I can process things at a speed that is out of this world”, “I have the energy of a Duracell bunny, the sex appeal of Jessica Rabbit, and a brain like Einstein.” Yes, it's that... Read more... |
The Big Reunion, Metro Radio Arena, NewcastleTuesday, 07 May 2013
With a full-on commercial break in the middle of the programme and teary clips from the television show interspersed throughout, The Big Reunion live show really does play out like an extended episode of ITV2’s unlikely reality hit. Thankfully this... Read more... |
